Health, Cute and Skincare: Manly man - FML

Manly man

By takinabreak - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "Radiance Ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "Radiance Ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

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barroomhero 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:05

It's okay, every girl who sees you will jump you.

Fml37 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:06

You don't sparkle, you flame :p

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heavymetalman1 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 17:16

Edward Cullen much??

countrygirl49 0

Monday 9 May 2011 7:14

Edward? is that You? Hahaa that's hilarious!

yawndiver 2

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:01

twilight fans are gonna be all over you.

pandara3 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:13

you're like Edward Cullen! you sparkle in the sunlight!

Feklfekl2222 32

Thursday 12 May 2011 19:40

hiya edward

Mell18 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 11:27

Gotta love Olay

elizabethan13 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 19:22

nice to meet you Edward Cullen :;P

BeagleJr 2

Wednesday 1 June 2011 1:13

he is Edward Cullen

Beelakelay 0

Monday 27 June 2011 6:37

EDWARD! YOU ARE REAL.

beginnersluck 0

Friday 1 July 2011 18:05

HAHAHAHAAHAH ; that really ducks, sorry :S

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