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Magical mystery tour

By Weird - 18/08/2026 03:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, I opened my fridge and found a single lemon, three sauces, and a 9V battery. I have no idea why the battery was there. I don't remember putting it there. I also don't remember owning anything that requires that particular battery. FML

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smoochmysnoot 6

Tuesday 18 August 2026 3:47

I have a thermometer that takes a 9 volt, and all of my smoke detectors also take 9 volts. Hope this helps.

JaneSimple 27

Tuesday 18 August 2026 4:51

carbon monoxide poisoning?

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smoochmysnoot 6

Tuesday 18 August 2026 3:47

I have a thermometer that takes a 9 volt, and all of my smoke detectors also take 9 volts. Hope this helps.

JaneSimple 27

Tuesday 18 August 2026 4:51

carbon monoxide poisoning?

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