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Lost

By bent & broken - 24/08/2018 16:30 - United States - Hot Springs Village

Today, I was lost on a dirt road when it started raining and I got stuck in the mud, so I walked 5 miles to a farm. They brought their tractor and pulled me out, but then my key broke off in the ignition. It's my birthday and I can't get home for the party my wife planned. FML

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MannyWasHere 12

Saturday 25 August 2018 2:39

As long as you made it back in time for the after party with your wife, I’d call it a good day.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 August 2018 23:58

Get the farmer to take you home. You may have just invented Uber Tractor — like Uber Black except with a Green Acres feel.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 August 2018 23:58

Get the farmer to take you home. You may have just invented Uber Tractor — like Uber Black except with a Green Acres feel.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 25 August 2018 0:33

SatNav: "Turn right." OP: "Okay." *gets stuck in mud* "What the hell?" SatNav: "Sucker."

MannyWasHere 12

Saturday 25 August 2018 2:39

As long as you made it back in time for the after party with your wife, I’d call it a good day.

real life problems 26

Saturday 25 August 2018 3:30

Should have dropped the lift gate, opened a beer and have a redneck party

darkshadus 10

Saturday 25 August 2018 13:12

Nobody could come and get you? Then that party wasn't for you anyway

pjsr 32

Saturday 25 August 2018 21:09

Is this true? Or were you drinking at a woman’s house with her topless in the pool?

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