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notyourcleaner - 13/01/2015 11:06 - Malaysia - Puchong

Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17

Use one of her shirts to clean it up then she might learn to do it herself next time.

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Pleonasm 35

Scoop all the vomit into a bucket and pour it back onto her face while she's sleeping. Maybe she'll learn the lesson. Or she will wake up and won't remember a thing. Win/Win

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Khaleesi_26 30

I'd leave it for her to clean up. That is disgusting, I understand things happen... But more then once?

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Thats when you slap her silly and tell her to clean it up, you shouldnt have to clean it!

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kimg0885 23

Puke in her purse... She'll get the hint.

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immaloser95 28

That's a bitch OP. If I were you I'd start taking the alcohol away from her. Dumb people need to learn their limits.

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bluebluhblou 15

I smell a cat fight... Oh no, that's, puke. I smell puke.

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Maggi_1997 15

If you compare the efforts needed to clean the floor they're much higher than the efforts needed to clean one's own face. I can understand your condition op but pl be a bit more kind cuz the person is sick.

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MercyFrag 22

It doesn't sound like she's sick; it sounds like she's drinking too much, making a mess, and expecting the OP to clean it up like I'm assuming her mother has done up until now. Which if it that is the case, and she's awake enough to wash her face: she's awake enough to clean up her own mess and be a considerate roommate- instead of being some spoiled brat who thinks these things just happen magically. (I agree though, that it would be a different circumstance if she had the flu, but either way the OP is being nice already. Vomit is gross.)

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Maggi_1997 15

all I wanted to say was that nowhere has op mentioned that the room mate puked cuz of too much alcohol. and no sane person would act like that without a reason. so I thought she/he might be sick.

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classicsparkles 17

Adults don't leave their bodily fluids for their roomates to clean up, even if they are "sick". Roomates have zero obligation to care for other roomates like children.

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