Birthday, Dogs, Cats and Grandparents: Liquid fun

Liquid fun

By Cat - 13/06/2010 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML

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Wow, our grandmas should party together ! My grandma got so drunk, she ran around the block naked .

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JokeMeister 0

Monday 14 June 2010 3:06

Grandma's A FREAK! Imagine her as a youngster.

XexyWinch 0

Monday 14 June 2010 3:15

dayum she knows how to party!

Inez823 0

Monday 14 June 2010 4:37

I agree with #66. She is just having a good time.

CurseYourLove 0

Monday 14 June 2010 4:40

nasty ! 

dirtyrussian97 0

Monday 14 June 2010 4:45

yea and how did that turn out?

ratrodhoney 0

Monday 14 June 2010 4:48

That's one bad ass old bitch

xx_irish_rose_xx 0

Monday 14 June 2010 6:12

well at least shes still enjoying life! haha ur nana has the same bday as me!

BakNBitz 0

Monday 14 June 2010 6:40

why does everyone say Nana???

Samko_chan 5

Monday 14 June 2010 6:58

LMAO.

kayPandastyle 15

Monday 14 June 2010 6:58

thats freakin hilarious lol =] but FYL for having someone shove dentures in ur mouth

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