Accident, Relatable and Awkward: Let 'em in

Let 'em in

By knoppad - 13/06/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML

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slash1396 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:02

wow you didnt at least check if the door was open first??? sorry that sucks but still ydi

lmmmr 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:59

That wasn't necessary.

Comments

MaiLouIsLegend 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:12

Sounds like you're complaining because you were too stupid & couldn't tell the difference between a closed & opened door..

AshleyRose784 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:13

Ha, always check the door first

Drew_Peacock_ 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:16

stop taking steroids

LoveToSmile101 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:16

YDI maybe next time you check the door first.

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:22

ah, Ah, AH ACHOOO!!!!!! sorry, im allergic to bullshit. no one is that dumb

FMLwrestler 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:24

YDI for being a fag lumbering behemoth girl with big meaty claws, who bangs on doors before checking them.

Lisa_Emily 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:25

If u thought u were locked out u should've tried the front door? You suck at problem solving.....

RoflBen 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:29

Large penis

imajinethat 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:40

YDI for being a dumbass.

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:44

YDI for not being able to operate a sliding door.

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