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By dummy - 11/07/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, while babysitting a five year-old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

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Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:08

you're gonna be a cool parent!

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Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:11

I'm dr roxxo the rock and roll clown! I do c-c-c-cocaine! let's go get some ice c-c-c-cream and hookersss! yeahhh! this is what that kid got to hear.let's hope he doesnt ask for a hooker next time they take him for ice cream hahaha

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Myrotinsei 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:29

Hahahaha!! Dr. Rockso the rock and roll clown! Gotta love metalocalypse!

Stiffilz 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:31

he probably wouldn't have understood it so I wouldn't stress too much but learn your lesson for next time and laugh about it with friends!

portablecupid 3

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:35

How the **** would you not know that a show with a hybrid title of the words "metal" and "apocalypse" wasn't for children? ******* dumbass.

mnkyc_mnkydo 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:38

i dont see how you could accidentally do that, its on "adult swim" and the name comes from metal apocalypse. believe it or no i think that was one of the better ones a small child could see. the kid may not have know whats going on, i dont think that episode has as much swearing, sex, blood, gore, and pointless violence in it as other episodes do.

lisha88 1

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:45

you better hope he doesnt tell his parents what he saw lol

creamcheese724 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:55

are you kidding me!?!? this isn't in during they day why are you making dinner at midnight

m0nicaa055 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:56

just dont have kids....

s0uthpawsh00ter 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:58

Dr. Roxo does cocaine!

steelrain0811 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:59

I love that show and the clown is Dr.Rockso..,great choice!!

hazardoussmiles9 22

Tuesday 12 July 2011 10:09

That's okay. My parents let me watch a whole season of Family Guy when I was six before realizing it was for adults. I clearly remember watching it with my parents and it saying 'adult swim', so my parents got all mad because they let me watch it, while I was trying to explain how 'adults should swim away' the entire time.