Kids, Sleep, Parents and AITA: Kinda weird - FML

Kinda weird

By ButWhy - 21/06/2026 03:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my son is incapable of sleeping alone because my husband keeps co-sleeping with him, stating, "He's going to be a kid for only a little while." The same guy who forced me to stop co-sleeping with the same kid because, "Kids need to be independent." The hypocrisy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 135

You deserved it 40

Fête de la Musique: Notes et Négligences
When melodies meet misadventures, the Fête de la Musique becomes a symphony of laughter! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

No comments yet.

Comments

SAgirl 20

Sunday 21 June 2026 9:55

Suspicious

insertusernamehere 3

Sunday 21 June 2026 11:52

Major red flag, especially if you’re implying you and your husband sleep in different places. I’d ask your son what happens when him and your husband are co-sleeping if I were you.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Love Food Vegan Books Embarrassing Miscellaneous Toys Noise Health Sports Awkward Weddings Cute Relatable Job interview Work First Dates Cats Animals Pregnancy Birthday Family Vacation Conspiracy theorist Transportation AITA Sleep Parents Kids Coworkers

The Top

The Top

Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 720

You deserved it 2 858

Today, I found out the position I thought I had earned by working hard was only to separate me from my coworkers because I "talked too much". Instead of addressing the issue like adults, I've essentially been put in time-out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 017

You deserved it 8 086

Today, I sneezed while at the office. I felt snot shoot out, but I couldn't see anything on the tissue. I ignored it and went on with my day. When I went to the bathroom hours later, I noticed a huge wad of snot had dried onto the front of my shirt. No one told me about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 197

You deserved it 4 409

Today, I was having an in depth discussion with my girlfriend's father about how corrupt journalists are and how our town's paper is the worst paper on the planet. After insulting basically everything about the newspaper, I asked him what he did for a living. He's the editor of the newspaper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 753

You deserved it 47 160

Today, I had to explain to a lady that the reason I mindlessly touched my crotch was to itch a mosquito bite. She didn't believe me, and called me a pervert. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 420

You deserved it 544

Today, I sent a porn link to my buddy. I received no response from him for hours so I went to text him again. "Brian" and "Boss" are right next to each other in my contacts list. Tomorrow I go into work to find out if I still have a job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 93

You deserved it 582