Money, Racism and Grandparents: It's PC gone mad - FML

It's PC gone mad

By Anonymous - 02/08/2011 00:59 - United States

Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML

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gsrahn91 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 8:58

What a bitch

zkcupcake 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 8:57

Wow, does she know what accepting means?

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IscoreOnU 19

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:19

**** her. She's dead.

KARMAREBEL 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:36

RACIST!!!!!!

Kelita 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:37

LMAO!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:45

just ignore her stupidity and enjoy

xXRiah_GirlXx 9

Tuesday 2 August 2011 13:12

damn grandma xD I guess that means she loves you?

LizzJizz 16

Tuesday 2 August 2011 13:25

******* old hag.

heyred 11

Tuesday 2 August 2011 13:28

Well - it's her money. But you need to call her on it, unless you were snooping and then, YDI.

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