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Inspiring

By indierocklove - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

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By dan - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

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By kaplwv116 - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

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By nurseITHINKNOT - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML

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By ugh Buck! - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

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By Stella - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my music students began a lively debate about whether or not a music stand would make a good weapon for the zombie apocalypse. What am I teaching them? FML

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By Username - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

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By Hit-and-Run - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Mexico - Juárez

Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML

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Thursday 4 August 2011 0:08

Gotta love Zombieland!

frutoish 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:07

That's what got me going. Gotta survive the zombie apocalypse.

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upyourzlolz 11

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:57

Rule #1 is very important.

utvols11 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:59

your weird

thekrammer 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:02

By chance was the movie zombieland?

SuperPineApple 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:03

Or the black one. The black one always dies first...

dc295 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:09

i want mah box of twinkies!

SherryA 15

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:19

If you really want to lose weight you should try Juilian Micheals's Yoga Meltdown. It's amazing :) That, and eat healthy..

polackty 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:22

Rule 1: cardio

mdizzl 6

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:30

hey, doesn't matter where your motivation came from. at least you were able to realize your problem and work towards fixing it :)

ProhibitionRose 14

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:33

That's the best motivation there is!

ClumsyJason 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:35

LOL Zombieland

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