Confused and Work: I'm confused

I'm confused

By confusedbagel - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boss fired me for being "too morally ambiguous". I work at a bagel shop and had told a customer that I was indifferent towards cream cheese. FML

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Ambiguous404 6

Thursday 27 June 2013 16:06

Wow you got creamed

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Thursday 27 June 2013 16:07

No whey? I guess you must be feeling kinda bleu after he fired you.

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Spark_Slicker 19

Friday 28 June 2013 7:57

YDI. Cream cheese is a very serious topic. Everyone should have a clear standing on it.

Brainnnnz 19

Friday 28 June 2013 9:13

You monster...!

kidsgotastinky 11

Saturday 29 June 2013 11:44

How dare you. You need Creme cheese to go along with a bagel.

FRUITFUCKED 9

Wednesday 3 July 2013 8:40

Cream cheese is a big ******* deal!

romeonsingcross 15

Saturday 5 October 2013 3:36

Oohhh, big words for such a dumbass.

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