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By hotheadslav - 21/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

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Hunthas 17

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:28

That's snot what you want at the end of a date :O

ComoEsJuan 24

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:29

You really blew it.

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cheesebond 29

Monday 22 June 2015 13:22

Did you ask to go in and clean it?

Mandybruin 15

Monday 22 June 2015 22:22

Ugh! I'm eating! *Note to self: Stop reading FML during lunch.*

TheKingOfHearts 19

Sunday 5 July 2015 9:32

Did you have ASSma?

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