Home sweet home

Deadcat101 - - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML
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maliki32 7

I feel so sorry for you, OP. Nobody should ever have to go through any of that!

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GothicAngel17 24

Stupid woman, vibrators are expensive! (For those who are retarded, it's a damn joke)

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linkinpark98 23

"It's a bird! It's a plane! …" OP: "Um no, that's my Mom's *****..."

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baseballguy06 0

buy her another vibrator, then go stay at a friends house.

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Kiki242 19

She sounds like she needs a friend. It seems like unemployment has her depressed.

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SkoomaKi 27

Store all the drink in the house in a place only you know about, remove all vibrators (gloves recommended) and get her to rehab.

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I_dont_exist 5

not the vibrator!!! D:

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williamcarter93 13

I wonder where these unemployed people get the money for liquor?

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jstfyd 1

It's called welfare. Our tax dollars hard at work.

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kimg0885 23

So glad our tax money goes to supporting her drinking habit. Someone should report her or something. Let me guess she has the newest iPhone also?

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Ceejay1 13

She needs recovery,but the vibrator out the window is funny ,sorry.

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Leslier_fml 4

That sucks fyl but you should still try to talk some sense into her, record her when she is drunk then show her when she is sober. Hide her drinks or something. Hope things get better for you.

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hateevryone 14

Your mother needs a hobby and/or a job.

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