Thief and Money: Hard times

Hard times

By psychopumpkin - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML

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Iron_spiderman 9

Monday 20 July 2015 18:31

why didn't you just ask her if you could borrow some

LilMissyX 5

Thursday 13 August 2015 10:40

Why not just ask her for some?

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