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Hangry

By Anonymous - 24/03/2025 19:00 - Canada

Today, McDonald's screwed up my order 3 whole times. GIVE ME MY NUGGETS PLEASE. HOW CAN SOMEONE MAGICALLY FORGET 40 NUGGETS? FML

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GoogieWithers 23

Tuesday 25 March 2025 22:40

40 nuggets, are you OK?

Yudith 25

Tuesday 25 March 2025 18:51

That sucks. Especially if you also ordered a drink, the drink machine only gives lukewarm bubble-less soda and no ice, and nobody has the balls to tell the customers the machine is out of order.

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Yudith 25

Tuesday 25 March 2025 18:51

That sucks. Especially if you also ordered a drink, the drink machine only gives lukewarm bubble-less soda and no ice, and nobody has the balls to tell the customers the machine is out of order.

GoogieWithers 23

Tuesday 25 March 2025 22:40

40 nuggets, are you OK?

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