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Gun control

By grant b - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

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Thursday 9 June 2011 12:05

Isn't that's how everyone is paid in Texas?

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Thursday 9 June 2011 12:08

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arrowsshot 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 6:19

soooo, you said yes right?

sportsphotogirl 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 7:56

that is awesome!

gemmyfay 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 17:03

that's awesome!

DealsOnWheels 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 17:30

Texas or Virginia.. just sayin

iyazwoodfle 4

Sunday 12 June 2011 21:37

of COURSE he can!

blackopsnc 2

Monday 13 June 2011 5:42

that boss of yours is badass.

sippin_hateraid 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 2:53

Where the hell do you work?!?!? That's every man's dream job!

Paperclip13 3

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:17

DUDE!!! how the **** is that a bad thing???

evanska758 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 7:26

it would have been better if he asked if he could pay you in gum.

Ionlymadethistor 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:06

Why complain thats flipping awesome

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