Transportation, Fear, Airplanes, Phobias and Holidays: Great start - FML

Great start

By siggit - 10/09/2009 15:58 - United States

Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML

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HeroicDude 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:13

That's when you knock the ****** out and tell your wife everything will be ok.

cyurihsung 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:08

Aww jeez. Hope your honeymoon is nice, though.

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familyguyz339 4

Thursday 9 May 2013 2:06

Haha

cwl727 32

Friday 28 March 2014 20:29

yeah I would hit that man.

Annihilator257 15

Wednesday 4 February 2015 7:13

Her life sucks

aguynamednick 20

Tuesday 10 March 2015 4:22

i was afriad to now i love to fly

Zaayuro 9

Saturday 6 June 2015 19:16

all I'd be able to do is try my best to comfort her. hope it went well and yall were fine

lux_final_spark 18

Tuesday 14 July 2015 23:39

lay that ************ out for being inconsiderate.

vb68_fml 28

Friday 13 November 2015 3:12

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