Gross and Love: Ew, dude

Ew, dude

By HaleyIsabelle - 29/07/2026 06:00 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 16:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By Whatever479 - 17/02/2011 17:29 - Ireland

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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OIFMedic 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:27

wow FYL, shoulda bitch slapped him!!

fml1026 4

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:29

umm eww. thats oober disgusting :P

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xbiohazardx 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 22:32

haha nice.

Onlynamethatwasn 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:56

favorite

constantine91 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 9:29

guys are disgusting.

Shellster 10

Friday 26 August 2011 20:32

nothing like a hair napkin

bazookajoey 27

Sunday 3 November 2013 6:15

Ewwwww

sammylove143 0

Wednesday 28 May 2014 21:15

O hell no. Idda smacked the shit outta him.

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Ew, dude

Same thing different taste

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