Intimacy: Emergency

Emergency

By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of two years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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YOUNGSMUTTY 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:08

That's sad. I hope your grandma's alright! You're such a sweet boy for going home to help her. I'll take your virginity ;) Haha jk.

shortandloud 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:09

That sucks about not getting sex but I have to say that the whole getting stuck between the bowl and the wall is pretty hilarious.

Comments

QfiggyQ 10

Thursday 16 September 2010 3:46

Why did you pick up the phone?

pokeyman217 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 15:14

haha 2 years with out sex seriously I'm 13 and I had sex with someone after knowing them for like an hour... fyl

Mielad 0

Friday 17 December 2010 23:47

Seriously, what are you.. A man-*****?

MizzKrista 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 11:33

that sucks but.... bwhahahah the last part made me laugh a little!

Oo0kissez0oO 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 5:46

Lmfao

GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 14:18

#271 you ******* *****

saarim 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 4:39

everything happens for a reason maybe ur gf had a penis and god didnt want you to find out untill later im just saying

Bstaut 8

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:40

hahaha i read this "i was about to lose my virginity with my 9 year old sister" lol

Bstaut 8

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:40

hahaha i read this "i was about to lose my virginity with my 9 year old sister" lol

MarijaunaEqualsH 0

Monday 4 April 2011 4:26

Epic COCKBLOCK! :D

imhere6969 1

Wednesday 6 April 2011 3:22

cocked blocked by grandma

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