Doggy bag psycho

By Monalisa - 03/06/2026 17:00 - United States

Today, my husband and I were having an argument over accidentally leaving a to-go container of leftovers at a restaurant. He asked me why I didn’t remind him and I said that I forgot. He asked me, “What if you forgot to breathe one day? You’d die.” Then he kicked me out of the car and told me to walk home. FML
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mike3775 36

I hope you are planning to seek a good divorce attorney. That’s a serious red flag flying with that move

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mike3775 36

I hope you are planning to seek a good divorce attorney. That’s a serious red flag flying with that move

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copalolita 16

Divorce attorney for an argument? That’s a little too extreme.

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copalolita 16

He sounds like a douchebag. He could have taken it a lot futher than he did. I’d sit him down for a talk when he’s cooled down and let him know it’s not okay to treat you like that. I can’t help but wonder.. how did he end up being your husband? There must have been signs. Just sayin

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Hangryko 31

@copalolita - There's no way the husband wasn't faking a kind personality this whole time until they got married, right? Get therapy.

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