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Crack!

By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 07:54 - United States

Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML

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Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML

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Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

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By ahjhdsbhjjhcs - 07/05/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie on my chair. I leaned back on the back of the chair and kept leaning back. Then I slowly fell down with my chair, onto the floor. It made a big noise, but nobody was hurt, it was just really absurd, like I'd watched another episode of Mr. Bean. FML

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CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:03

Damn Iphones are like having a trout in your pocket sometimes.

Remegy 3

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:59

God forbid having phones in pockets

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flaminglemon 0

Monday 16 August 2010 21:58

My friend had this happen to his cat... you should be thankful it's something as replaceable as a phone.

ChucktheNorris 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:25

I hope you had the extended warranty.

SkateJon 8

Monday 25 July 2011 7:04

wtf that happened to me

Dcm210 19

Sunday 2 October 2011 4:30

YDI for having an iphone

awesomeboii 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 21:35

That's happened to me before except I was at a furniture store and I didn't have a IPhone at the time.

ZleveL 0

Friday 13 July 2012 3:44

ydi for having an iphone ;) android power (y)

arfarfitar 2

Thursday 3 April 2014 4:02

Been there only with an ipod

Zaayuro 9

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:41

I would flip a tit if that wasn't covered by warranty or something

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