School, Embarrassing and Awkward: Cool look

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By d0rk_ - 02/09/2011 20:44 - Canada

Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML

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Saturday 3 September 2011 1:11

That's hilarious!

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Oh sucks for you!

Comments

xMRxLAMAx 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 18:52

Wow, you're pathetic

ReinaJay 13

Sunday 4 September 2011 20:27

Oh I know what you mean OP, even my English teacher had something as embarrassing. With us it was toilet seat as a pass -_-

kmcgee15 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 20:37

Try doing it with a whole toilet seat

IHHC 2

Sunday 4 September 2011 22:15

we don't have hall passes :)

MRVOlivia 22

Sunday 4 September 2011 22:57

leave it in the hall! FYL

skinnybinnybitch 0

Monday 5 September 2011 0:05

we do that in our social studies class.

Naeeboo 4

Monday 5 September 2011 2:48

lmao, well Dayum Kmsl, i woulda kept dhat plunger ryte where it was

Marissahhh 0

Monday 5 September 2011 7:09

That's not even bad. Just look at it as a joke. My 8th grade history teacher's bathroom pass was an actual toilet seat. I didn't care; I thought it was funny.