Love, Awkward and Parents: Chill out

Chill out

By Bruce - 01/12/2022 18:00

Today, I had to warn my wife not to kill her insane mother. I was serious. FML

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Thursday 1 December 2022 18:06

Basically, insanity runs in the family?

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 1 December 2022 18:06

Basically, insanity runs in the family?

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