Health: Cheesy.

Cheesy.

By freshflowerz - 16/03/2018 00:00 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with a yeast infection. It’s been 3 hours since I’ve been home and my husband won’t stop referring to me as "cheddar puss". FML

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Friday 16 March 2018 10:01

Cheddar puss sounds grosse lol it's a shame he didn't come up with any nice bread related names. Maybe the longer you have the yeast infection he will eventually rise to the task.