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By :// - 04/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML

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Gmoney12 18

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:16

Did you just friendZone yourself?

aligator121 15

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:18

Does Maddy know this?

Comments

jrock9093 18

Wednesday 6 November 2013 2:16

Always ask and break up in person! There is my 2 cents

SuperKnuckels 6

Wednesday 6 November 2013 5:36

im sorry but YDI completely. its really bad when you have to text someone instead of physically walking up to them and then asking. If you'd have done so then your crush could've been yours.

Arlisshsr 9

Wednesday 6 November 2013 16:24

How maddy'ing :D

MinkleStein 8

Thursday 7 November 2013 5:58

Texting your neighbor lol shame 2013!! Lol

lessavii 2

Friday 8 November 2013 1:26

Wow.

trustno1_fml 10

Saturday 9 November 2013 19:14

Don't text. TALK!!!!

mikey38654 3

Sunday 10 November 2013 4:05

This is why I always put in the last names of my contacts when storing their numbers on my phone. Apparently he doesn't do things the same way. FYL, OP.