Back Rub Struggles By FML Videos - 17/10/2018 20:00 - United States - New York Get back to work, you! I agree, your life sucks 279 You deserved it 105 Share Tweet Share
Today, I entered a painting I'd worked on for weeks into an art competition. I won nothing. I wouldn't care so much if the guy I lost out to hadn't submitted a blank canvas and called it a "conceptual piece". FML I agree, your life sucks 27 312 You deserved it 1 883
Today, I'm trapped in my apartment. My new cat won't let me leave. Every time I try, he blocks the door, hisses and tries to savage me. I'm my own cat's bitch. FML I agree, your life sucks 50 104 You deserved it 21 084
Today, I found a pound of cooked bacon in the dryer. When I asked my roommate about it, he confessed; his excuse was that he wanted to dry up the grease before eating it. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 457 You deserved it 3 829
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 870 You deserved it 9 741
Today, I saw my ex, who had dumped me for not being “ambitious” enough. I'd said she was just a gold digger and would die alone. She looked amazing at the fanciest, most expensive restaurant in town, and was celebrating being made partner at her law firm. I was bussing tables. FML I agree, your life sucks 166 You deserved it 881
Today, dieting is making me depressed and I'm so hungry. I don't even care about losing weight, but my boyfriend is and he's doing a low fat diet with me for my health, so I'm going to do the low calorie thing with him. I also feel like I'm not doing well enough in the gym and it's hurting so bad. FML I agree, your life sucks 363 You deserved it 211
That's almost too adorable. I'm hitting 'You deserve it', because he does deserve the pets.