Miscellaneous: Today, we were doing a group project in class. The girl I have... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/05/2017 21:00 - Germany

Today, we were doing a group project in class. The girl I have a crush on came to ask me if I was alone and I said yes. She took the chair next to me and walked away. FML

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Regulate 21

Sunday 21 May 2017 21:11

Why didn't she just ask if the chair was free?

OrchidKitten 21

Monday 22 May 2017 1:03

She asked if he was alone, not if she could borrow the chair.

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cloudish 23

Sunday 21 May 2017 21:03

Seems like we Germans are quite good at unrequited crushes. I feel with you :/

Regulate 21

Sunday 21 May 2017 21:11

Why didn't she just ask if the chair was free?

zinoxity 23

Monday 22 May 2017 10:02

Well because it could go something like this: Girl: Hey is this seat taken? OP: Nope *thinks to himself: yay she's going to sit with me* *Girl takes chair* *OP writes FML*

Kurliez408 32

Sunday 21 May 2017 23:07

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

OrchidKitten 21

Monday 22 May 2017 1:03

She asked if he was alone, not if she could borrow the chair.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 22 May 2017 0:23

Translation: "I've noticed you ogling me. Don't even think about it."

Tarlachia 33

Monday 22 May 2017 7:43

"And so every rose has its thorns..."

irinavictoria 10

Monday 22 May 2017 18:56

Nayer

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Wednesday 16 August 2017 9:58

dumm gelaufen...

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