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Username - 28/06/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

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Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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Let's get you home Grandma

Ima_Moronski - - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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anonymous - 19/02/2015 16:06 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML

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BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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Inspection time

Anonymous - - United States - Monterey

Today, my grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap, she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes. I don't know what's worse: that she looks at my turds, or the fact that she actively comments on them. FML

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dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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Anonymous - 27/08/2011 23:07 - Canada

Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML

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forthepainx3 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:27

she sounds fun.

Itzmeh 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:32

I have a feeling an explanation can only make this more disgusting.

shalia_fml 1

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:28

People get over it haha! My grandma was very old and she quite did the same...Often. It's part of life.... but some diapers can be useful. Also, some people could find it humiliating to wear diapers at "advanced" age, even if they sort of lose control of their pooper.

ItsJessicaLoves 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 23:20

Haha. Wow. That's horrible. But so ******* funny.

mba1425 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 23:28

greatest fml ever!

hedoesntloveme10 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 23:39

yuck xp

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Wednesday 29 June 2011 23:48

Well no offense but when she passes away, it would be a good story to tell the family. One time, when grammy maw was still alive she crapped and I managed to step in her crap. Haha, sorry for being kinda douche bag but who steps in their grandma's poop? Lol. 0__0

rainbowmoneysays 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:31

this so reminded me of the show Raising Hope :)

alex6946 10

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:36

old people get away with almost everything they want!! :O luckies!

flipstar530 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:54

Consider Depends my friend.

pinacolada0602 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 3:14

BAHAHAHAHA !!!! funniest thing eva !

Kinglil_fml 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 3:20

wonder wat dat smelled lk

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