A good grunting

Anonymous - 06/01/2013 13:06 - United States - Tampa

Today, I realized my girlfriend makes the same exact noises in bed and when she eats. I don't know if I'm a really good cook or a really bad lover. FML
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Valdrek 26

It's good if she makes those noises during oral, means you are giving her something filing and satisfying

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cuponoodles34 10

I make moaning noises when I play trombone due to rapid intake of breath and slow exhale.. Maybe she's just eating too fast either way your cooking is just that good :)

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PhishloverA 14

Maybe you're a bad cook and bad lover, or vice versa. Maybe you're a very good cook and a very good lover

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Phat_Santa 13

No one likes crumbs on the bed sheets.

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Homer1975 14

Actually, you have a good girlfriend. improve your cook lately

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DaisyPink 6

Eating is very pleasurable and so is sex. Same noises isn't a bad thing.

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AaronGuy 12

Knowing lesbians, I'm pretty sure its not the 'good cook' option.

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DelphiCat 17

From the sounds of it, if you want her to die of pleasure, combine the two. It should probably involve chocolate.

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JefftheRipper 9

... The most sensual of all the salted meats.

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MrsWojtowicz 16

I know how you feel. My husband moans more enthusiastically while he's eating donuts than when he's making love to me.

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bigtime_rocker 11

Don't know wether to be hungry or horny?

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