buddy
United States
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Hibernicis
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Grand Rapids, United States
Shotgun wedding
Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML
gross
Cuyahoga Falls, United States
Today, after giving a potential employee a drug test and instructing her to leave her urine sample in the bathroom, she not only brought it into the office, she spilled it on the front desk. FML