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Mr Osprey, Florida 25 years-old Single

Anonymous 18 August 2015, 22:55 Salt Lake City, United States

Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML

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Mush 27 August 2015, 16:42 Montpellier, France

Today, after an 8-month wait, I went on my big vacation. The beach, the sea, the dive, the jellyfish, the allergic reaction, the hospital. FML

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GrandTheftArson This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Waterloo, Canada

Pros and cons

Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML

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