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Mr Ontario, Canada In a relationship

SisterOfTard 10 November 2014, 16:31 Florence, United States

Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML

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Anonymous 23 January 2016, 11:26 Brunswick, United States

Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight into the path of a bus. FML

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