BatmanFanGirl18

Chester, USA 31 years-old

aww, such a nice guy. NOT 25 May 2014, 17:46 Dodge City, United States

Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML

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properpissed 3 June 2014, 15:36 San Francisco, United States

Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML

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