truth_seeker

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

What's my rating?

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I'm deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

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SabriLittleRed 1 January 2014, 18:18 San Francisco, United States

Today, I saw my sister after three days away. When I went to get in the car with her, she told me I had to sit in the back, because her teddy rides in front now. She was serious. I've already been replaced by a stuffed bear. FML

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