amamalfoy

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff San Francisco, United States

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Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

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soundslikeadumbcommentersituation This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Brampton, Canada

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

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