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Mr Florida 27 years-old Single

lifesucksbigtimefuys This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

Stolen valor

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend." The worst part? I said yes. FML

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Nicoleanne 20 November 2016, 14:08

Today, I hosted an open house. I forgot about it and arrived as they were leaving. There were dirty dishes and laundry everywhere, and my dildo was on my dresser. FML

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