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Dekalb, USA 38 years-old

alf 27 October 2008, 02:34 France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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Dulieu 10 February 2009, 00:41 United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

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