Mr München , Germany 32 years-old Single
Aujourd'hui, ma coloc' n'a pas tiré la chasse après sa "déposition". Au début, je pensais que c'était un oubli innocent. Mais ça fait quatre fois que ça arrive. Je commence à avoir des doutes. VDM
Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
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