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ihateseagulls This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Flying bastards

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

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LonelyMe This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Classic line

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

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crazycatlady 24 August 2016, 09:43 Ashland, United States

Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML

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Randomspaghetti 15 September 2016, 21:11 Lehi, United States

Today, a cute guy complimented me on my legs. I, being the awkward person that I am, panicked and replied, "Thanks, I grew them myself." FML

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