GGregoire

Mr London, Canada 37 years-old

hannieannie 9 February 2016, 21:51 Oxford, United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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Gloomzz 28 April 2016, 13:54 Riga, Latvia

Today, my mum is on a week-long trip. Everything was fine, until I realised she forgot to leave me any money. Now I'm out of food. FML

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