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Anonymous 27 June 2011, 13:55 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Not a Bio major

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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aranya 14 June 2012, 22:51 Hengevelde, Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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