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brittaneejanex This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Curious cat

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

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Loveless 5 June 2011, 12:23 Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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MJjunior 31 August 2011, 16:04 Australia

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

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