Anonymous
United States
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
donfar1993
Mr lincoln Park, United States 33 years-old Single
notsohappilyeverafter
United States
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
good citizen
United States
Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML