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Mr nun ya business 30 years-old Single

Anonymous 27 June 2014, 23:50 Parker, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Dorito Man

Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of Doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the Doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML

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Anonymous 19 December 2014, 10:41 Athens, United States

Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML

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