MiaTheMartian

Los Angeles 36 years-old In a relationship

ocdistheworst 26 August 2013, 20:05 Gardena, United States

Today, I was formally diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive tendencies. My mom saw this as an excuse to make me clean the whole house top to bottom, because "Hey, you love to clean." FML

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humanshield 10 April 2016, 16:49 Rockland, United States

Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML

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