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Miss wouldn't you like to know, USA 36 years-old In a relationship

creepermagnet 6 April 2009, 19:39 United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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buhknee 25 November 2009, 00:08 United States

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

This is gonna be fun

Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML

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shredded 12 February 2011, 00:26 United Kingdom

Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML

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