D3llo

Mr flushing, new york 35 years-old

Anonymous 12 November 2010, 00:54 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was outside eating my lunch when an old man pulled his pants down and took a dump on the sidewalk next to me. FML

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Anonymous 12 November 2010, 01:48 Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Smooth talkin' dude

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

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Anonymous 13 November 2010, 06:24 United States

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

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