MishoBunzzz

Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML

Giggle loop

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML