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Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

Well done!

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML