Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML 48 792 6 766
asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML 58 811 6 743